Blink. Blink.Unnnnnnnng. Itchy, itchy eye
cccuamp ccuamp. Mouth oh so dry
Hung to the over. What the hell happened last night?
You went drinking with some Coatis. I fervently advised against such action
Rim my hot parched hole, Wilde. Coatis? Those filthy Mexican bandits. I bet they pissed in my Babysham!
May I make the simple suggestion of mints?
Mints! Fuck yeah. Mints are what i need. I need their minty healing powers. I'm off to the shops
Yeah. Totally going to get mints
Quick, quick, we'll take a short cut throught the Pampas Grass
Cunter. Forgot my wallet
Yes. Yes. Yes. This time nothing can stop me getting my elixir in minty form
Wahoo. Totally knew we could gallop up that tree. I think we should wait here. At least until my sphincter stops dancing
To be continued....perhaps.